No More Nasty Eggs (Or how to properly boil an egg)

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I didn't think to take a picture til I was partway through visciously devouring it. I'd have taken more delicate bites otherwise. Maybe. Hey, it was good and I was hungry!

You love ‘em or you hate ‘em: hard boiled eggs. I love ‘em. BUT I only love them when they’re made properly. I detest when the yolk is dry, powdery, and has a weird green ring around it. The green ring part is especially important if you’re making deviled eggs (which I hate, by the way… I don’t know why. I love eggs every way but deviled. It just doesn’t make sense!)

There is a way to avoid nasty eggs and it’s easy.

So, I bring you……

How to make a hard-boiled egg that isn’t nasty:

Do not use fresh eggs. They’ll be really hard to peel. Use eggs that are at least five days old.

Place eggs in pan. Cover by at least an inch with water. Add a generous pinch of salt- this is supposed to help prevent cracking.

Place over high heat. Bring to a boil. Boil for one minute. Cover pan. Remove from heat. Let sit covered for 12 minutes (15 minutes if you are cooking more than 6 eggs.)

Drain water, add cold water to pan and drain it off several times til they’re cool.

For ease of peeling, gently tap all over egg surface on the counter and start at the bottom of the egg- the wider end- there’s an air pocket there that’s a great place to start a clean peel.

I am not a Paula Deen fan.

Insert butter here.

I have never been a fan of Paula Deen. I have seen her show more times than I’d even like to admit, as I am a food network addict that is occasionally too lazy to change the channel if I am busy doing something else. I’ve always found her accent a bit grating and over-the-top; I know people from the South and none of them talk like that. That is probably more my problem than hers, though. Apparently being the sweet southern granny type gets her fans and that’s fine. (However, the word on the street is that she is not at all sweet ‘in real life’- and her accent is predominantly fake. But whatever, she’s selling a brand, that’s her deal.)

No, her silly and annoying drawl isn’t the issue. I do, however, have an issue with her backing of Smithfield pork products. Smithfield is a company known for unethical treatment of both its animals and its employees. (The documentary Food, Inc. is worth a watch. In fact, I highly recommend it.)  I assume she’s still a spokesperson for their products, I saw one of her Smithfield ham commercials recently. When called out on the unsafe working conditions at Smithfield, in one interview, she said that she said something like “that’s not my area of expertise.” Because, you know, apparently you have to be an expert to have values and stand behind them.

But even beyond that, the main problem I have is with her food. Now I’m not gonna act all uppity-health-food-goddess here and claim that I have never let anything deep fried cross my lips. You hand me a plate of French fries and I’m a happy gal. And bacon? Don’t get me started. Nacho cheese? Oh, baby. It’s my weakness. And I’m also not gonna say that one should never, ever eat things like she makes. Every now and then, a portion of fried chicken and country gravy over buttery mashed potatoes is perfectly fine and delicious and isn’t going to kill ya- as long as it’s not a regular thing.

Mmmm…. gravy.

Where was I? Oh, yeah.

Some of the things Paula makes on her shows has even me gagging a bit at the mere thought of the amount of grease sliding down her throat with each bite. Deep fried cheesecake? Deep fried stuffing? Peanut butter cheese fudge? Gooey butter cake? Deep fried butter balls? Seriously. A dough made primarily of butter with a little flour, egg, and cream cheese thrown in, rolled in bread crumbs, and deep fried.

Butter is mighty tasty, but… just no. I care a bit too much about my arteries and the size of my behind to do that to myself.

I’m pretty sure you know where I’m going next, if you’re up on current events. Now Paula Deen has come forth that she’s had type 2 diabetes for three years. Did she come forth with that information to show the general public that, hey, perhaps eating a hamburger served on a doughnut instead of a bun was just maaaaaaybe not in anyone’s best interest, healthwise?

No.

Paula Deen came forth with her diabetes because she was hired to endorse a diabetes medication by a company called Novo Nordisk.

So, for these last three years, Paula has had diabetes while promoting her high-sugar, high-fat recipes to an audience in a country where one third of adults are obese. Do I know for a fact if she’s eating how she cooks? Duh, no. I don’t hang out with her. I’ve seen her on tv here and there for the last few years though, and her waist size hasn’t appeared to change so it’s probably pretty safe to say that she isn’t making much of an attempt – if she is at all.

And then instead of deciding to change her program’s focus to try and help combat the obesity epidemic, she partners with a drug to control diabetes instead. Why solve the problem when you can just bypass it? A quote directly from Ms. Deen herself:

“I was determined to share my positive approach and not let diabetes stand in the way of enjoying my life. I’m excited to team up with Novo Nordisk on this initiative to show others that managing diabetes does not have to stop you from enjoying the things you love.”

WHAT?! Yes, actually, if the thing you love is butter and you are diagnosed with type 2 diabetes, you probably should stop enjoying mass amounts of it.

Oh, or you could just keep on keepin’ on, have that deep fried butter – heck, why not dip it in mayo?! -  and get on medicine. Hey, the upside (?) to this solution (term used loosely) is that the users of this medicine, Victoza, may lose weight anyway as the side effects so far (remember, this is a brand new drug on the market) are nausea and loss of appetite. Sounds fun!

I’m just baffled. And angered. Take an active role in your health, Paula! And everyone else! Diabetes is, in many, many cases, preventable. Type 2 diabetes is largely caused by obesity, a high-fat diet, and a sedentary lifestyle. It can also be genetic and the chances of being diagnosed with it increase with age- in that instance, that’s even more reason to work hard to live a healthy lifestyle. Diabetes is serious business! People do die from complications of diabetes. I would think it preferable to at least attempt to not have diabetes at all than to just medicate it.

Am I saying that Paula Deen is forcing people to cook how she does? Obviously not. Free choice, blah blah. However, Paula Deen is a public figure, with a show that has a lot of airtime. Her face pops up on magazines, on talk shows, on morning shows, and on boxes in the cookware department of stores. She’s a public figure with a large fan base in a country where 1/3 of the people are obese. There IS a such thing as a food addiction. Please explain to me how all the things she’s doing are not forms of enabling: here is this tempting, delicious, decadent food, I’ll show you how to make it and then I will tell you what medicine to take so that you can eat it and not get sick. Go ahead, it’s your choice! Probably, no one would have thought to eat a deep-fried ball of butter til she made one on TV. Celebrities are influential and to say they have no bearing on choices of the general public..  that is just ignorant.

Apparently Paula and her sons are working to make some of her favorite dishes in lower-calorie versions but she has already stated that having diabetes won’t change the way she cooks, unfortunately. This could be such a chance for her to earn respect from a lot of people who think she’s full of crap.

This all just leaves a very bad taste in my mouth. (See what I did there? Har har.)

Oh, and just for an FYI, I didn’t link to any recipes of hers on principle. I don’t think people should be eating that way and I’m not going to have links to her fattening, artery-clogging recipes associated with my blog. If you want to look any of this stuff up for the laugh factor, be my guest. If you want to look it up so you can make and consume it yourself, fine- it’s your health you’re messing with. If you want to look it up and make it for your fat project…. well, you’re devious and I like you. Have at it, it’s pretty much guaranteed to work.

A blog about blogging.

I was up at 5:00 am today. Mostly because my husband’s alarm clock went off then, but then I couldn’t go back to sleep because I have a big test in anatomy & physiology today that counts for 20% of my final grade and I am nervous. So then I got to thinking. I’m going through school for my future career. And then I started thinking of careers. There’s never been anything I’ve wanted to be other than a radiologist. (I mean, once I was old enough to know what that was… before that, when I was really little, my mom says I always wanted to be a nurse.)

And that led me to thinking about people who blog as a career. Which is just crazy to me! I don’t have enough to say that I could make a career of this. Also, that’s way too much pressure to have to churn out a blog post per day. I would think that blogging would become NOT fun after a few weeks of that. Even if it was profitable.

Here’s what I want out of my blog:

  • I want to blog when it is convenient for me, when I feel like it, or when I’ve got something to say.
  • I don’t want deadlines. A deadline for the occasional review is fine, but I’ve even been turning product reviews down lately because I’m afraid I won’t be able to get them done by deadline; my school deadlines take precedence.
  • I want to go to BlogHer 12 this year. First, because a bunch of really cool chicks I know from around the internet are going and we have big plans to spend the entire thing inebriated and second, because it’s in NYC and I love NYC and my very awesome friend Denise lives there. So I actually have made it a goal to blog a little bit more this year so that when I meet people at the conference, I can actually feel like I belong there. (Um, so, if anyone would like to sponsor me, that’d be completely awesome and I’d totally pimp your stuff all over the place here. Just, you know, FYI.)

So, see? I don’t have huge goals for total internet dominance. I’m just here for fun, for when I have a minute, and to share pictures of the offspring for our family members and friends that live far away from us.

Bright & Early

I woke up early this morning and couldn’t get back to sleep. Oh well, I thought. I’ll just get up and I’ll have some time to myself to drink my coffee before the kids got up.

I started my Keurig, stuck a K-cup in, and hit the button. Before my cup was full, my son was up. He’s been having horrible allergies and started coughing immediately, waking up my daughter. The cats love to stay outside overnight but they want in as soon as they hear voices inside, so they started meowing at the door.

Maybe one of these days these children and animals will learn not to mess with Mommy til she’s had a cup of coffee.

Learning.

Fall classes start today… three online classes and my first in-person class in TWELVE YEARS. Eep.

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