I am not a Paula Deen fan.

Insert butter here.

I have never been a fan of Paula Deen. I have seen her show more times than I’d even like to admit, as I am a food network addict that is occasionally too lazy to change the channel if I am busy doing something else. I’ve always found her accent a bit grating and over-the-top; I know people from the South and none of them talk like that. That is probably more my problem than hers, though. Apparently being the sweet southern granny type gets her fans and that’s fine. (However, the word on the street is that she is not at all sweet ‘in real life’- and her accent is predominantly fake. But whatever, she’s selling a brand, that’s her deal.)

No, her silly and annoying drawl isn’t the issue. I do, however, have an issue with her backing of Smithfield pork products. Smithfield is a company known for unethical treatment of both its animals and its employees. (The documentary Food, Inc. is worth a watch. In fact, I highly recommend it.)  I assume she’s still a spokesperson for their products, I saw one of her Smithfield ham commercials recently. When called out on the unsafe working conditions at Smithfield, in one interview, she said that she said something like “that’s not my area of expertise.” Because, you know, apparently you have to be an expert to have values and stand behind them.

But even beyond that, the main problem I have is with her food. Now I’m not gonna act all uppity-health-food-goddess here and claim that I have never let anything deep fried cross my lips. You hand me a plate of French fries and I’m a happy gal. And bacon? Don’t get me started. Nacho cheese? Oh, baby. It’s my weakness. And I’m also not gonna say that one should never, ever eat things like she makes. Every now and then, a portion of fried chicken and country gravy over buttery mashed potatoes is perfectly fine and delicious and isn’t going to kill ya- as long as it’s not a regular thing.

Mmmm…. gravy.

Where was I? Oh, yeah.

Some of the things Paula makes on her shows has even me gagging a bit at the mere thought of the amount of grease sliding down her throat with each bite. Deep fried cheesecake? Deep fried stuffing? Peanut butter cheese fudge? Gooey butter cake? Deep fried butter balls? Seriously. A dough made primarily of butter with a little flour, egg, and cream cheese thrown in, rolled in bread crumbs, and deep fried.

Butter is mighty tasty, but… just no. I care a bit too much about my arteries and the size of my behind to do that to myself.

I’m pretty sure you know where I’m going next, if you’re up on current events. Now Paula Deen has come forth that she’s had type 2 diabetes for three years. Did she come forth with that information to show the general public that, hey, perhaps eating a hamburger served on a doughnut instead of a bun was just maaaaaaybe not in anyone’s best interest, healthwise?

No.

Paula Deen came forth with her diabetes because she was hired to endorse a diabetes medication by a company called Novo Nordisk.

So, for these last three years, Paula has had diabetes while promoting her high-sugar, high-fat recipes to an audience in a country where one third of adults are obese. Do I know for a fact if she’s eating how she cooks? Duh, no. I don’t hang out with her. I’ve seen her on tv here and there for the last few years though, and her waist size hasn’t appeared to change so it’s probably pretty safe to say that she isn’t making much of an attempt – if she is at all.

And then instead of deciding to change her program’s focus to try and help combat the obesity epidemic, she partners with a drug to control diabetes instead. Why solve the problem when you can just bypass it? A quote directly from Ms. Deen herself:

“I was determined to share my positive approach and not let diabetes stand in the way of enjoying my life. I’m excited to team up with Novo Nordisk on this initiative to show others that managing diabetes does not have to stop you from enjoying the things you love.”

WHAT?! Yes, actually, if the thing you love is butter and you are diagnosed with type 2 diabetes, you probably should stop enjoying mass amounts of it.

Oh, or you could just keep on keepin’ on, have that deep fried butter – heck, why not dip it in mayo?! -  and get on medicine. Hey, the upside (?) to this solution (term used loosely) is that the users of this medicine, Victoza, may lose weight anyway as the side effects so far (remember, this is a brand new drug on the market) are nausea and loss of appetite. Sounds fun!

I’m just baffled. And angered. Take an active role in your health, Paula! And everyone else! Diabetes is, in many, many cases, preventable. Type 2 diabetes is largely caused by obesity, a high-fat diet, and a sedentary lifestyle. It can also be genetic and the chances of being diagnosed with it increase with age- in that instance, that’s even more reason to work hard to live a healthy lifestyle. Diabetes is serious business! People do die from complications of diabetes. I would think it preferable to at least attempt to not have diabetes at all than to just medicate it.

Am I saying that Paula Deen is forcing people to cook how she does? Obviously not. Free choice, blah blah. However, Paula Deen is a public figure, with a show that has a lot of airtime. Her face pops up on magazines, on talk shows, on morning shows, and on boxes in the cookware department of stores. She’s a public figure with a large fan base in a country where 1/3 of the people are obese. There IS a such thing as a food addiction. Please explain to me how all the things she’s doing are not forms of enabling: here is this tempting, delicious, decadent food, I’ll show you how to make it and then I will tell you what medicine to take so that you can eat it and not get sick. Go ahead, it’s your choice! Probably, no one would have thought to eat a deep-fried ball of butter til she made one on TV. Celebrities are influential and to say they have no bearing on choices of the general public..  that is just ignorant.

Apparently Paula and her sons are working to make some of her favorite dishes in lower-calorie versions but she has already stated that having diabetes won’t change the way she cooks, unfortunately. This could be such a chance for her to earn respect from a lot of people who think she’s full of crap.

This all just leaves a very bad taste in my mouth. (See what I did there? Har har.)

Oh, and just for an FYI, I didn’t link to any recipes of hers on principle. I don’t think people should be eating that way and I’m not going to have links to her fattening, artery-clogging recipes associated with my blog. If you want to look any of this stuff up for the laugh factor, be my guest. If you want to look it up so you can make and consume it yourself, fine- it’s your health you’re messing with. If you want to look it up and make it for your fat project…. well, you’re devious and I like you. Have at it, it’s pretty much guaranteed to work.

Mommy and me vacation

My grandpa, my mom, and me getting ready to go on Star Tours at Disneyland

My mom and I went on a little trip last week. We went to southern California to visit my grandpa and his wife. They will be moving to Peru by March (that’s where she’s from) and building a hotel there so we knew that it could potentially be a lot of years until we are able to see them again.

It was a fun time. My mom, my grandpa, his wife, and I went to Disneyland. We had a great time. As I had been there with the kids in October, it was like the continuation of that trip almost, for me. I got to go on all the really good rides that I didn’t get to go on last time. Hailey is technically tall enough to go on everything but she is a big chicken. I managed to get her on the Indiana Jones ride and she has been mad at me ever since- it terrified her.

We ate so much on this trip. Latin cultures are known for the ability to feed you until you think you will quite literally burst open. My grandpa’s wife does this. She ordered in Peruvian food from a place one night and cooked her own Peruvian food another night. Everything was so delicious and it’s offensive to her if you don’t take second helpings. So to be extra nice, I had thirds on some things.

Aside from that, there were all kinds of restaurants and since we are from a town with very very limited dining options, we were more than willing to eat out whenever possible on the trip.

So needless to say, I packed on a few extra pounds. Oh well, such is life. Food is enjoyable and I can lose the weight. In fact, I may have already, I haven’t weighed in a few days. I’ve been running again so it’s quite possible. I really missed running. I missed that euphoria that kicks in about halfway through a run and the feeling of accomplishment afterward. It’s almost cleansing in a weird way. Any frustrations or aggression I have, I run through and by the time I’m done it is gone. Probably just out of mere exhaustion but… it’s gone anyway.

On another note, I will soon be doing a review and giveaway for a Packit lunch bag. But if you just can’t wait for me and want to enter for a giveaway now, click that link and like their page. They’ll be doing their own giveaway when their facebook page hits 2,000 likes.

New Year Resolution: save lives

Another year, gone.  Another year in which I didn’t die! That pretty much checks off all my 2011 resolutions.

Ha! Ok, I aimed slightly higher than just surviving the year. I did pretty well actually.

I’ve made a few resolutions for 2012, some of them are very personal and some of them are just boring so I’m not going to list them all out. Besides, if I don’t hit all my goals, you’d all know. And then you’d totally judge me. Don’t lie.

However, there is one resolution I want to talk about.

It’s a pretty important one.

Are you ready?

Ok.

You know how a minute ago I said this was another year in which I didn’t die?

Well, lucky me! It’s estimated that almost 1.6 million people will be diagnosed with cancer this year. Cancer takes more than 570,000 lives per year in America. Many people I know and love have battled cancer and considering about one in every four Americans will at some point be diagnosed with cancer- well, I, personally, have been lucky so far.*

So my biggest resolution for 2012 is to participate in the Relay for Life event in my town. If you are not familiar with Relay for Life, you should take a moment to read that link. It’s an exciting and fun way to celebrate and honor cancer survivors and those who are battling it currently, as well as raise funds for cancer research through the American Cancer Society. It’s a 24 hour long constant relay, where one team member must be walking at all times around the clock for the duration of the event. It’s also a fun way for the community to come together. There are raffles and all kinds of exciting things going on the entire day and night of the event.

I contacted the event coordinators and asked how I could help. I was assigned a position on the committee in which I will ask for donations from businesses around town. The event coordinators also asked if I would be able to form my own Relay team, and of course I enthusiastically responded YES!!!

This is a link to my team page.

As you can see, I have no donations as of yet since I’ve only just signed my team up. And despite what it says, my team does have members, I’ve just got to get them signed up on there. (Hint, hint friends and family.)

If you have any money to donate, it would be greatly appreciated. Any amount helps! It’s very simple too, just click the purple “donate to our team” button located in the center of the top third of the page. It’ll walk you right through your donation and it’ll go straight to my team fundraising total. And thank you, thank you, thank you to those of you that do donate to my team. Every dollar helps. We will find a cure and not another life will be lost to cancer.

*facts taken from the American Cancer Society website.

Lame Housewife Confessions

I don’t have many guilty pleasures. Mostly because I don’t like to feel guilty about stuff.

This is my one exception.

Guilt: At my grocery store, they’re $9 a box. (Here is a $1 off coupon though!) (And they’re only $8 a box when you order on the site.)

Pleasure: OMG SMELLGASM.

I only use them on my laundry and the sheets though, everyone else gets Bounce.

Chicken Bacon Swirls

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I just created this tonight but it was so good that I had to run here and tell you all about it. Even Keegan, The World’s Pickiest Eater, ate all of his and asked me to make it again tomorrow. YEAH. I know. I almost fainted.

These would make a great appetizer also. I cannot tell you how much I love puff pastry. It comes out so flaky and crisp. And in this recipe, with the saltiness of the bacon and smooth richness of the cream cheese…. just YUM! Sometimes I even impress myself.

Chicken Bacon Swirls

1 package frozen Puff Pastry sheets

5 slices of bacon, diced

2 boneless, skinless chicken breasts (or some ground turkey)

1 small shallot, diced

salt, pepper, garlic powder

whatever spices make you happy. (I used Penzey’s Mural of Flavor )

a handful of spinach, chopped

2-3 roasted red peppers, chopped

a big handful of shredded Italian mix cheese

about 4 ounces of garden veggie flavor cream cheese, softened

Heat the oven to 400 degrees. Cook the bacon til crispy. Set aside. Reserve a couple Tbsp of the fat.

Grind the chicken in your food processor (or just use pre-ground chicken or turkey).

Brown the chicken together with the shallot in the bacon fat. Season til it tastes good. (What? I don’t measure anything, ever!) Probably go easy on the salt, as bacon and cheese are both pretty salty.

In a big bowl, combine chicken, spinach, roasted red peppers, shredded cheese, and whatever bacon didn’t magically disappear while you were cooking.

Spread your puff pastry sheets out. On each one, spread 2 ounces of cream cheese. Heap half of the chicken mix on each. Roll them up jelly-roll style. Pinch the free end into the roll. Slice into 2 inch pieces, place slices cut side down on a greased or parchment-lined baking sheet.

Bake for 20-25 minutes or until the pastry is golden and a bit crisp. Serve hot.

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